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Sneaky Punch Recipe


  • Author: Imili Johnson
  • Total Time: 10 min

Ingredients

Scale

Ingredients (Party Batch)

  • 1 bottle Malibu Pineapple

  • 1 bottle Malibu Peach

  • 1 bottle coconut rum

  • 1 bottle silver rum

  • 1 bottle tropical punch or pineapple-orange juice

Optional Garnish

  • Orange slices 🍊

  • Strawberries, halved 🍓

  • Ice (for serving) ❄️


Instructions

Preparation

Step 1: Grab a big container
Use a large drink dispenser, punch bowl, or a clean cooler depending on how many guests you’re serving.

Step 2: Combine all ingredients
Pour in the Malibu Pineapple, Malibu Peach, coconut rum, silver rum, and the tropical punch or juice. Stir gently to combine.

Step 3: Add fruit garnish
Drop in fresh orange slices and strawberry halves. This boosts flavor and gives the punch a gorgeous, festive look.

Step 4: Chill or serve over ice
Refrigerate until party time, or serve immediately over plenty of ice. You can also freeze fruit slices and use them as edible ice cubes.

Step 5: Pour, sip, and enjoy responsibly
Ladle into cups or use the spout from your dispenser. It tastes like juice, so remind your guests to pace themselves—sneaky, remember?

Notes

  • Use chilled ingredients to avoid watering it down with too much ice

  • Choose 100% fruit juice over punch blends for a less sugary version

  • Make sure to label it clearly if kids are at the party—this stuff tastes like punch but hits like a piña colada

  • Stir again before serving to redistribute fruit and flavor

  • Make a small test batch to balance your favorite juice-to-rum ratio

  • Prep Time: 10 min
  • Cook Time: 0 min

Nutrition

  • Calories: 260
  • Sugar: 19g
  • Sodium: 5mg
  • Fat: 0g
  • Carbohydrates: 23g
  • Protein: 0g